ATI To Introduce Custom Mugs and T-Shirts

Here at ATI we have a healthy sense of humor and enjoy a good laugh! This is how we came up with a personalized humor mug/t-shirt idea. Each product will have a work-related cool image, modified to show our students in the image performing the work. Please help us choose the best tag lines or […]

Here at ATI we have a healthy sense of humor and enjoy a good laugh! This is how we came up with a personalized humor mug/t-shirt idea. Each product will have a work-related cool image, modified to show our students in the image performing the work.

Please help us choose the best tag lines or propose some new ones. Here is what we came up with so far.

  • Trained Rocket Scientist ( with face inserted into Astronaut image)
  • In-Depth Expert (with submarine image with face inserted into the Commanding Officer image)
  • I Know What I am Doing ( with face inserted into image of Radar/CIC officer group
  • Satellites are not over my head (artwork of satellite and earthstation)
  • I know how to dish it out (artwork of earthstation)
  • Orbital Mechanic (artwork of a wrench and a satellite
  • What Part of C/N = EIRP+G/T-SL-BW-AL-OL+228.6 don’t you understand (maybe followed by “I do”) (artwork of dish, lightning-like link, satellite)
  • Unmanned Aircraft System Specialist
  • UAS: My Other Vehicle is Unmanned
  • Satellite Saints Fly Higher
  • RF Engineers: Equal to [or Calculate at] the Speed of Light
  • Project Manager Maven
  • Radar Raven
  • Sonar Swami
  • EM Experts: Attract with a Spark
  • SAR (Synthetic Aperture Radar) Engineers are Illuminating
  • Network Engineers are VERY Connected
  • Systems Engineers: Know Where All the Pieces Go
  • Autopilot Engineers Know Where to Go
  • Earth Station Designers are Very Grounded
  • Submarine Experts: Keeping Their Head Below Water
  • Vibration and Noise Control Experts Shake It In Silence
  • Remote Sensor Expert: Long Distance Voyeurs
  • Fiber Optic Experts Love a Good Piece of Glass
  • Grounding Guru
  • Trained Rocket Scientist (with face inserted into Astronaut image)
  • In-Depth Expert (with submarine image with face inserted into the Commanding Officer image)
  • I Know What I am Doing ( with face inserted into image of Radar/CIC officer group
Please email you suggestions to us!

See more ATI humor here!

ATI Courses Humour Page – Laugh With Us!

Here, at ATI, we ejoy a good laugh. That is why we indroduced our ATI Humor Page to cheer our readers up! Here are a few choice jokes you can find on our humor page Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten 2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3.) 4.9 […]
Here, at ATI, we ejoy a good laugh. That is why we indroduced our ATI Humor Page to cheer our readers up!

Here are a few choice jokes you can find on our humor page

Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten 2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11 6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11 7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde 8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein 9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao 10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10) To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction. Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston’s first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

Human Anatomy Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.” The last said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”

Five Surgeons Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.” The Third said, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.” The fourth one said, “I like to operate on lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.” Fifth surgeon said, “I like Engineers…they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end…”

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